Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tacticalgoggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
By Phyllis
Military Goggles
When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
