The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the
BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd,
M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as
Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.
A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum
Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI
UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!
B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU
CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.