A wondahhful song from the movie Breakfast at Tiffanys:
Moon River wider than a mile
i'm crossing you in style
someday
oh dream maker
you heart breaker
wherever you're going
i'm going your way
two drifters
off to see the world
theres such a lot of world
to see
we're after the same
rainbows end
waiting round the bend
my huckleberry friend moon river and me
I was at the doctors when he asked me to bend over. He then inserted his finger into my anus. It took me by surprise leaving me wanting to find something to say. Suddenly, moon riversprang to mind so I sang it.