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Define Morford Meaning

Morford
a boy that is trades in fifa for pro evolution soccer, He is very law obiding and does not like to social very often. A morford tends to stay at home and look after ones reproductive organs.

Chris: have you never broken the law
Chris 2: No im a morford man
By Fanechka
Morford Statistic
A seemingly plausible statistic provided without reference to official sources to support one's position while in conversation.

A: "75% percent of people think X".
B: You just made that up, that's a Morford statistic.
By Bibi
Morford
A beautiful man with a luscious beard who will rule the galaxy within the next three years. By using his world history knowledge and Thriller-esque dance moves, no one will be able to stop the ALLRIIIIIIGGGHTT Awesomeness.

Guy 1: Dude, I used to be straight, but after seeing Morford I turned gay.
Guy 2: Same, he's just so beautiful.
By Jacinta
Nate Morford
The "hip, or New"slang for men who impregnates women while only having sex (non-constant)

OMG Bro, are you a Nate Morford
By Brita