a village in upstate new york that consists of one street and a college. people who go there do nothing but drink, do drugs, and jaywalk because hey, its one street. there are outragously more police here then needed, and parties are awesome considering its the only thing to do anyway. there are two bars, and two gas stations. drive up the road 2 mins and your in another village prolly not to different from the one you came from. everyone drinks keystone light like its their job, and eats pizza.
A tiny little town in central New York located on one main street and contains a college. Morrisville is about 30 minutes away from any major city and is near two other bigger colleges. Parties happen on Wednesdays (because there's nothing better to do), as well as on the weekend. Be careful speeding in Morrisville as there are way too many cops for the town that size, and be careful where you park as they have nothing better to do than give tickets. Two pizza places, a club, a bar, a liquor store, a dollar store, and two gas stations cause what else does a small town need.
This is a hole in the earth filled with black and want to be black kids. A lot of the kids scooter because they suck at everything else. The girls smell like fish! Sometimes you have to duck because of drive by's. It is usually the cops who are shooting. And watch out for the ambulance they might hit you. Never carry money either, you could get mugged easily next to the church and police station. It is also pot and booze friendly. So on that note come on down and hang out. Just remember your bullet proof vest!!!
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Morrisville, Pa
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: its across the bridge from Trenton, NJ
By Izabel
Suny Morrisville
SUNY Morrisville also known as Mo-ville. If you come here chances are you're either a wanna be farmer, equine bitch, inner city brat, or a nursing student drop out. If you don't fit in the above categories then chances are nobody even knows your major is even a thing. There is nothing to do besides smoke weed, go to the corral piss drunk, or hook up with the person you met three minutes ago. Wasted Wednesday is probably the only night of the week that you'll enjoy. Every freshmen girl in the equine program will complain about barn duty at least three times a day. Don't get too close to your friends because there's a good chance that they'll wither drop out or transfer. Oh and you'll probably change your roommate weekly.
person 1: "Hey, are you going to SUNY Morrisville in the fall?"
person 2: "Nah I here that it's boring AF there."
