The inane crap spouted by Longbrooke FC manager, Binner, every single fucking Sunday.
Binner: "Keeper, penalty spot, runners, come on, get up their hairy arses."
Everyone else: "Sounds like a move up as a unit moment from Binner"
By Meredith
Fuck Up Move Up
An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
By Eleonora
Look At You, Moving Up In The World
It's a smart remark for when someone does something good, or when one purchased new things for bragging rights. Basically, this phrase is used when one is bragging about something of unimportance. It is used in a sarcastic tone.
"Oh man, my parentsbought me a new car!"
"Look at you, moving up in the world."
This is when you are having entercourse with a girl in the doggy rear entry possition and you slowly move your cock up from the pussy to her asshole. You must ride the balloon knot for just a second before penetrating the actual brown eye. If you do all of this you will have officially moved it up a click.
