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Define Muffin Rape Meaning

Muffin Rape
When one during the lunch period sneaks up behind you and takes the top off your muffin and eats it usually accompanied with the sounds NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM muffin rape

"you better watch out dude there is a muffin raper right behind you about to rape your muffins
By Caresa
Muffin Rape
Muffin rape is rape, but with a muffin.

1: His ass is full of crumbs, from the muffin rape.

2: She didnt like that i had some really hardcore muffin rape going on, she kept crying and saying she would never get the crumbs outta' her cooter.
By Annissa
Rape Muffin
Rape Muffin - noun 1. A term of endearment for the filthy hookers you know. ♥

John: "I love you rape muffin"
Emily: "I love you too hooker butt"
By Sibelle