An unexplainable phenomenon primarily encountered in Pakistan wherein
prison inmates awaken with light
bulbs mysteriously lodged within the anal cavity. Oftentimes patients will blame the mystery on other prisoners or guards, contending that the heinous act was performed under
sedation and without consent.
I was
jailed in
Pakistan for showing some
ankle and woke up with a strange pain in my ass--turns out I was a victim of the much-dreaded Musharraf Special. But hey, I guess it could have been worse.