A fay goat who is obsessed with onions. He does not know the meaning of life and asks Siri what it is. He doesn't have one by the way. One time I saw him
eating a burrito which was still frozen and already rotten. You know you're a
taiki when you find yourself getting told that you are a
phagot. If you are a taiki you don't know how to eat an onion properly.
