Define A Life Meaning

A Life
If you're in a desperate need to look up the definition for this word, then you probably don't have one.

Do you have a life?
By Constantine
A Life
Something most people including you do in fact not possess because either they are anti-social(like me), are complete assholes to everyone, or a hipster.

"you do not have a life. And your friend next to you doesn't have one either, you dumb shits."
By Darci
A Life

By Nessi
Life Is Life
The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life
By Virginia
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

By Shaina
The meaningless void between birth and death.

By Sharity
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.

By Daisi
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
By Berta

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)
By Tandie
to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.

i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.
By Helli