A female version of a 'Ned', who are basically thugs from Scotland, normally in and around Glasgow and
Edinburgh. Nedettes are amazingly stupid, skanky and ugly creatures that wear crap fluffy-hooded jackets.
ripped jeans, white trainers. crap perfume that cost 50p and they are never sober, so they're easy to spot. they also wear a lot "
jewellery" (
*
social worker visits a shed that the
nedette hilariously lives in*
Social worker: "I'm sorry to inform you, Miss ... err
Nithead .. nice name .. but eh because you are only 3 years old, it is not legal for you to be looking after your 68 children so we're gonna have to take them away, there is nothing you can do"
Nedette: "wit da fuk min, ye canna dae aht, ah luk ufder mah waynes wi aw ah got" *and other various monkey noises that nobody understands* (needless to say she had a problem with it)
Social Worker: "........yes exactly, I'm glad you understand"
*social worker shocks the nedette with a stun gun*
