1: I'm diagnosed with the
neon light disease.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the
neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've
never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.