Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. TobiaFunke and his cutoffs.
"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"
Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers
By Corrine
Cranial Nevernude
A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.