Define Nevernude Meaning

Nevernude
Rare psychological affliction of never being able to be completely naked; insistence on covering one's gentialia and/or buttocks. Referenced on Fox's "Arrested Develeopment", Dr. Tobia Funke and his cutoffs.

"He's a nevernude" - Lindsay (about Tobias)
"Is that what it sounds like?" - Michael
"Yes"
By Adiana
Nevernude
Some one who refuses to be completly in the nude even when bathing or when having sex.

Paul, the nevernude, wears a bathing suit when he showers.
Paul is such a nevernude that he has sex through the dickhole of his boxers
By Corrine
Cranial Nevernude
A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."
By Maryrose