Person 1: Man, there are a lot of brown people at New York Indian Tribe.
Person 2: Yea, I bet they're all in the DO program too.
Person 1: Yea. Hey, let's go try breathing underwater!
Person 2: Sounds like a plan!
By Talia
Indian New Year
A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
