An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."
1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.