What must be said every time the word "
Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.
This is done to
clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham,
Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.
Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new
Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be
Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person:
NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!