Underpowered shit heapsquare box on wheels with poor fuel economy and pathetic power compared to every other 4x4 with similar engine displacement, cheap shit bought by people dropped at birth that love muddies and 8 inch lifts with no stand out 4x4 ability
A Nissan patrol really bro? You mean the car version of the titanic with a hamster running in a wheel for power?
By Roz
Nissan Patrol
Nissan Patrol aka Toyota recovery vehicle is an offroad legend. Often driving through an obstacle to get to the other side to tow a Toyota out.
I said to the bloke I'll take the Patrol first so when you get stuck I can tow ya Crusier out!
"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"
By Johannah
Nissan Patrol
Top of the range4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Donโt need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.
Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd
"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand
By Lois
Nissan Patrol Y62
A proper V8 for men . No tree hugging vegetarian diesel option. Naturally apirated 5.6 litres of powaaa. Delivers 400bhp throwing this 3 ton beast 0-100 in 6.5 sec.
Top of the range4wd, pulls out cruisers and leaves them in your dust, not over priced like ya cruisers. Donโt need to wear pit vipers and tight short jeans to drive a patrol.