A school that we are told exists, but in reality doesn't. This is because the members of
NNU are fake. Assholes. Dicks.
Close-minded, illogical, republican, conservative,
homophobes.
JESUS WAS PERFECT! SMOKERS SUCK!
After I went to NNU-Northwest Nazarene University, I had to
wipe three
layers of
slime off of my clothes.