Define North Kingstown High School Meaning

North Kingstown High School
The most pretentious high school you will ever find in the most pretentious state -- also known as Rhode Island. Rhode Island is historically the region where all the "misfits" end up, and the modern-day adaptation is no different, let alone in the schools. North Kingstown just has a big, glass box-like institution where the fumes of sewage waft through the halls sometimes. If one enters through the back door and walks down the adjacent hallway, they would come across the "sex staircase". Walk up that staircase to the second floor, and find one of the bathrooms where the mirror is smudged with smoke and cig burns. Some say the school was modeled after a prison, and sure enough, it's a living hell.

It's also the place where intelligent poor kids suffer and upper middle class, pearl-wearing sluts and Nike-wearing studs rule. The student body mainly consists of idiots who cheat their way through homework and tests via social connections and Snapshit, hence the overall GPA inflation, causing NK's NHS to accept members who have strictly a 4.0 while the national benchmark is 3.0.

To summarize, it's all propagated. They say they're a welcoming community, but it's just the opposite. The cafeteria is divided by socioeconomic standing, and how nice somebody is to you depends on how much monetary value you exhibit, although there are some exceptions. It's a fucked up place covered up by too big of a smile.

I salute you, North Kingstown High School! ╭∩╮
By Milena
North Kingstown High School
North Kingstown high school is a high school in Rhode Island. There is nothing to do there, in fact North Kingstown is so boring that there are many “turf farms” also known as grass farms. That’s right, this town is so boring farmers grow grass. This school is comprised of many types of people, but mostly the “evolved horse girl” meaning a teen girl that only wears ivory Ella shirts, gym shorts, white converse, and one of thoes cord necklaces with the pearl on it. She will basically ruin your life by being a massive bitch. This girl may have at one point, or continues to use the n word in normal conversation. Only ever soft r though., white kids from the suburbs that think they are black because they listen to drake ( the same type that would ask you if you have heard of brockhampton or liltracy because they are “underground” and “a rare sound”), the kids that go through their emo rebellious phase in junior year and drink their weight in mikes hard lemonade, smoke the fattest blunts you have ever seen in your life and say it “numbs the pain”, the pain of their privileged suburban teen years that is, and think mourning lilpeep is a personality trait. They may not dress like 2008 Emos, but that’s just because they have mended with society, like aliens hidden among us (only a trained eye can spot them), and your typical cishet white boy with the kaki shorts that listenes to post Malone.

“Wow I really hate North Kingstown high school. It’s full of so many locals. Everyone pretends to be cool here until they eventually turn into a soccer mom after college”
By Rafaelia