a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
One way phone sex consists of a person either calling another person or answering the phone while masturbating. Extra points are awarded if an outgoing call is placed to a friend's significant other.
Carly: I think Tom tried to have one way phone sex with me last night.
Sam: Why do you say that?
Carly: He called and said hello then just started to breath really heavy, but I hung up in time.
By Tiffi
A Site Where It's A Challenge To Find One Subject Where No One Talks About Sex.
"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
By Marcela
One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy
A person who is an absolute Waco Kid sex cockslinger in bed who has the ability to hit the penetration center of the naughty hole with complete precision.
Yeah I have lines of thirsty mammas at my front door. Probably because they are here to visit the local One Eye Willy Sex Cowboy who's going to make them feel the wildest of the West!
