In reality, this is your male
penpal who's been calling you by the wrong name since you started
corresponding with him in
5th grade and you never had the balls to correct him.
Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".
Sorry guys, I cant play D & D with you
losers tonight because I have to get on
AOL instant messenger with my
overseas girlfriend...