While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the padthai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.
By Faina
Pad Thai
A Noodle dish from Thailand. Pad Thai is made from rice noodles, tofu, scallions, garlic, crushed peanuts, egg and sprouts fried in a wok and tossed in a sauce made with fish sauce, sugar, tamarind paste ( although, not traditionally) and rice vinegar. Vegan versions are made the same minus the egg and fish sauce. If no fish sauce is used they will use soy sauce.
A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:
1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai 2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now
This works with really any food but especially old pad thai
