Descriptive Noun. Fourth part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A
PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A
CYNIC is a
pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a
cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Petra the Paranoid is worried that her boyfriend, Peter the
Priapic, is going to cheat on her. Oh, she's just crazy and irrational. The only other people who believe her nutty fear are
the Nancy Nurse and Debbie Doctor, who have just finished the report which confirms that Petra has an STD.