1) Penelope Cruz is a
godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a
lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the
candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.