One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.
Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A
permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets,
TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large
bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman:
Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!,
Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a
permavirgin.
