I was going to giveCindy the pewbs, but she wouldn't have it. So I gave them to myself.
By Doti
Pewb
A portmanteau of perpetual and newbie meaning a perpetual noob. A person who despite months and years of doing something is still completely incompetent. Also, Poob, P-nubs, etc...
Man: He's been all over the world, danced at dozens of festivals, and still sucks like a mother fucker. What a pewb.