1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.
2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the
Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"
3.
Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.
4. Dave let out a thunderous
bottom belch and
grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed