1. A community of hippies and stoners
masquerading as a college.
2. A campus covered in bad
graffiti art.
3. A place to make up useless majors, such as "
Modernity," that no one can comprehend.
"You go to
Pitzer College? Do you have any weed you can share?"
"I can tell you go to Pitzer. I saw your
dreads."
"What do you mean, you're a sober Pitzer student?"
"I go to Pitzer to change the world, one
roach at a time."
