Define Polymorphic-dipshit Meaning

Polymorphic-dipshit
When a politician has contradicted themselves with a selection of conflicting statements that they wont stand by or choose one of the selection to double down a position and give confidence, they just tactically slime their way around giving false confidence as and when it suits their agenda

"...yeah but Borris has promised *literally anything* "

"pfft, that polymorphic-dipshit can't keep his dick in his pants let alone a promise backed by integrity."
By Persis