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Define Poppa Smurf Meaning

Poppa Smurf
Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf
By Maegan
Poppa Smurf
To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"
By Dorise
Poppa Smurf
An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."
By Noni