Define Pounding One Out Meaning

Pounding One Out
Pushing out an overdue and constipated turd.

Martha: "What's with all the grunting and moaning noise coming from the bathroom?"
Wilma: That's Ted. He's finally pounding one out after eating a 3 pound block of cheese.”
By Eydie
Pound One Out
1.To Jerk off profusely, like a banshee. Usually when upset.
2.To Vigorously beat it when there isnt much time.

After a long fight with his girlfriend regarding her disintereset in putting out, Jason Grout proceeded to Pound one out in the upstairs bathroom.
By Nanette
Pound One Out
To play with yourself. When you have only a few minutes to choke the chicken.

Jason told me he had time to pound one out before he went to work.
By Adelle
Pound One Out
To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.

Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.
By Shane