Define Constipated Meaning

When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.

1- When your shit is stuck up your ass hole, hoping it will finally let out.
2- Kinda feels like giving birth out of your ass.
3- Hurts like fuck.
4- If you push too hard, your head will blow up.
5- The total opposite of diarrhea.

When it feels like you have a tennis ball sized rock in your anus and you just want to relieve yourself of it, but when you sit on the toilet and strain it doesn't come out because it's rock hard and your anus cannot stretch wide enough for it to come out without tearing. Also the reason why I have a hemroid that I'm severely self conscious about & I refuse to have sex with anyone until it shrinks.

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.