omigodlastnightiwenttothishellacoolparty andgothellahellahelladrunk andthenchriscameoverandlike totally kissedmeonthelips sothenwewentupinthebedroomandmadeoutandthenhestartedlikesayinghewantedtofuckmesoidid andigot SO
HORNY.....
Translation: I'm a
drunk bitch