1. One who loves fast food, 200 lbs. toddlers, and
road rage.
2. One who loves fireworks, beer,
shotguns, and
trailer parks.
3. Any combination of 1 and 2.
1. A
proud American went to McDonalds.
2. The proud American walked out of his double-wide and shot some beer cans off his
fence from his
pick-up.
3. A proud American couple took their obese child to McDonalds, putting him in the bed to level the weight out.