Define Pug Dog Meaning

A cute little muffin butter-ball with ears as soft as velvet, and a snort to make even the grumpiest of grumps smile

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To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

A dog with a squshy face and is cute, soft, and most of all crazy. They can get very excited and jumpy and playful but will curl up and snuggle with you. They are like the cutest moving living stuffed animal.