More formerly known as Xboxicus
fatticus, the
purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food
anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a
Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.
Guy1: "Hey dude check out that
purple creature!"
Guy2: "OMG! his
K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be
really high!"
Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"