Define Put The Choke Hold On The One-eyed Warrior Meaning

Put The Choke Hold On The One-eyed Warrior
The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
By Norma