Define Redruth Meaning

Redruth
Redruth is basically Camborne but we don't have incest and cousin loving of the 3rd degree which often produces mutants and other unsightly people, we have abandoned shops and a longing for a MP who doesn't look like a kiddie fiddler. In Redruth we have Redruth school which is slang for brothel among the teachers. If you want to get away to the wilderness for while you can adventure up Carnbrea where you can involve yourself with a good old doggin' session where hopefully you can meet no nickers Susie ;) Tesco is a prime example of a good place to go if you want to feel at least middle class for a couple hours but when you go home to your Council house you can finally fit your worth. Take my advice move to Scunthorpe.

Me "Redruth is shit"
Guy "innit"
By Gigi