A being of such epic fatness he was initially mistaken for a moon by astronomists, One astronomist remarked 'That's no moon, that's RedStar'. This theory was disproved as moons can't eat 75 doughnuts in under 3 mins, unlike RedStar.
The Redstar Guard stood perfectly still while guarding the Air Resistance Base of Russia as Nikolai,the best Redstar Agent Redstar Forces had ever seen, ran through the gates for air transport to Chicago, America.