n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to
put together at your favorite
thrift shop (the one that
no-one else knows about... yet).
Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that
replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "
Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"