Verb: to
rip a grumpy is to wait until the last second to shit, almost ripping off your pants button, and laying down the meaniest, "
Grumpiest", shit you have ever taking in you life into any
recepticle.
Mike: Tom, what were you doing all of
8th period?
Tom: Dude, I had to rip the meanest grumpy ever.
Mike: Damn, You were Ripping a Grumpy for 40 fucking minutes?
Tom:Yeah (*
sniffle sniffle*).
Mike: Did it burn?
Tom: Like a Mexican man with
gingivitis, and with his ass stuffed with jalapenos.
