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Define River Dance Meaning

River Dance
The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.

Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.
By Tootsie
River Dance
The interconnected movements that constitute the stereotyped portrayal of a homosexual man dancing.

Alfonsito slapped his man toy Gerardo's buttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to River Dance the night away.
By Cory
The River Dance Fuck
When you bang without moving your hips or shoulders in an effort to be discrete.

also known as, River Dance Fucking.

Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.
By Suki
Arctic River Dance
The act of giving oral pleasure after eating ice cubes.

Sally gave Bill an arctic river dance last night, after he bought her a Slushie.
By Ardath
River Dance
The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.

"Did you see that turtle in the river?"

"No."

"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."

(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)

"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"

"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
By Bonnee