Define Rubber Chicken Meaning

Rubber Chicken
-what a penis can look like when it is "shaven"
-another name for a penis

jojo: "did i tell you what michael said to me while we were hooking up?!"
demi: "no! what did he say!?!"
jojo: "he told her he felt bad because it looked like a rubber chicken..."
By Hedwig
Rubber Chicken
In the game NetHack, slang for "cockatrice corpse."

On my last ascension I totally raped the Astral Plane with my wished-for rubber chicken
By Melitta
Rubber Chicken
Any number of chicken-based dishes, usually drowned in sauce, and commonly served at a buffet or high-volume serving (such as a wedding or conference) where the chicken is overcooked, dry, and . . . rubbery.

The keynote speaker at the business conference was inspirational, but the rubber chicken lunch made me gag.
By Tonia
Rubber Chicken

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."
By Penny
Rubber Chicken
Used to hit people when they steal your chicken nuggets

You stole me nuggets.... * gets rubber chicken out*

Hits nick with rubber chicken

Nick: ow rubber chicken hurts
By Ines
Rubber Chicken Farts
Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like itโ€™s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.

His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
By Ashien
Rubber Chicken Circuit
The round of fund-raising dinners attended by politicians. Refers to the standard unappetizing, rubbery chicken served at such dinners.

Bush worked the rubber chicken circuit during last years election
By Emiline
Egglaying Rubber Chicken
a 17/18cm rubber chicken that can be bought in many places that when you squease will look like its laying a see through rubber liquid filled egg with yolk

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if you take out the rubber egg put some lube in the chicken then put it on the end of your dick squeese all the air out of it then you can Choke the chicken if you will with it like a flesh light

dude i jacked off with one of those Egglaying Rubber Chickens with the egg taken out last night then i came in it it felt soo awesome
By Adela
Rubber Chicken Shot
When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.

When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.
By Lelah
Rubber Chicken Dance
When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.

"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
By Rhiamon