Person who insists that they live in "the country" even thought they really just live in the suburbs or a satellite city. Usually in
gated communities filled with 1/2 million dollar homes stacked right on top of one another. They typically drive the largest
SUV's and behave the most obnoxiously on their cell phones.
They also
harbor great disdain for the "inner-city" and it's "inner-city folks" because everybody knows that's where all the liberals, queers, criminals, and minorities live.
(Not to be confused with true country folks who do not possess
the big house, SUV, or inflated sense of self worth)
Better leave work
early if you want to beat the stampeed of ruralites on their
way back out into the 'wilderness'.