When you go to a bar, pick up a random guy, and take him back to your apartment, where you have
laid out a
tarp on the floor. During fore-play, you slip
anal beads into his anus and when he's about to ejaculate you rip them from his ass hole thus causing him to climax and defecate simultaneously. Then you begin to roll in his feces, exclaiming "FUCK ME!"
"
A friend of
a friend told me that some drunk chick gave him a Rusty Wallace last night. He
checked into
therapy today."
