a sexual act in which the male, after producing a
thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a
flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the
humidity spikes, performing the
subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
