A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"
Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.
By Annemarie
Samsquatch
A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-assfootball player could be considered a "Samsquatch".