Define Sasser Meaning

One who is sassy.
One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
One who possesses the gift of sass.
One who wears or has sassy items in and around their body on a regular basis.

One who is sassy. One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.

a computer worm spreading through networks, you only fucking need to be connected to a router to get infected, and oh no you got the sasser computer worm
person1: oh no
person2: what
person1: my computer is shutting down
person2: oh no
person3: looks like you have the sasser worm
person2: so we're gonna send e-mails for the rest of our lives
person3: no, no, no
person3: sasser spreads through networks
person2: so that explains that
person1: then how did i get infected
person3: sasser also spreads using internet-protocol

A fuckin varient, it seems, to the blaster virus. RUN!

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

A person of questionable character. Someone who would borrow our saw, and not return it.

The state of having absolutely ZERO sass. Often times these people believe they are extremely sassy, the majority of non-sassers believe that they are in fact sass king/queen. This is not the truth, though, as non-sassers have no sass, and are very often confused. They are best dealt with by putting them into their rightful NO SASS place and given some pineapple juice and a link to this definition.

One who is sassy.
One who performs the act of sass regularly upon others.
One who possesses the gift of sass.
One who sassily loves goats.
One who is your mom.