Define Saves Time Meaning

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

When you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it's 4:20 and you have none "you'll hit them back next time". :

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:

1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.

2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.

3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

Procrastination Savings Time (PST) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.