The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.
Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."
